I am sitting on my coach at home…… I am ready to have some fun………. But NOTHING is happening ………….
I am looking around in my flat full of stuff……………….. winking conquettishly at my toiletries………. at my electronic gadgets…………… at my 300-channel TV subscription ……………. at my pretty fancy wardrobe ………….. at my carefully- selected book collection ………………….. come on guys ………………. none of you has been able to appease my cravings for months????????
Maybe I should look for other buddies……………. a completely new set of furniture would express my personality better………………….. I have already worn several times all my clothes, some freshmen would definitely sex up my wardrobe…………………… maybe a cruse tour to the Mediterranean would do.
Still nothing? Guys, are you kidding me? I have paid a fortune to own you and do I get nothing in exchange? This is not the way things are expected to go on these days.
I have no more time for you guys. I am going to the nearest shopping mall to buy the very first item able to satisfy me, which seems to be impossible for you guys, you impotent bad eggs……..
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I am sitting on my coach at home again …………………… I have smaller free space owing to my new acquisitions………….. my mood is similar to a hangover after a meaningless Saturday night party………
I love the irony, very bitter.
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Thank you for reading.
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I enjoyed this so much. 🙂
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I think this situation is familiar to many.
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Our expectations often leads to disappointments…
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yes, this is the case.
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I loved this story, it is so true, stuff will not keep you happy, although it might for a moment but it is fleeting. I love your humor sprinkled throughout your thoughts! Keep it going!
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thank you for reading.
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